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Meme Sheepage [
Wednesday 01/18/06 @ 2:16 pm
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[ mood | amused ]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nothingsafe!

  1. Nothingsafe was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  2. Nothingsafe can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  3. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by nothingsafe.
  4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of nothingsafe in your ear 700 times.
  5. Nothingsafe has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to nothingsafe!
  7. Tradition allows women to propose to nothingsafe only during leap years.
  8. Nothingsafe is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of nothingsafe!
  10. Nothingsafe can't sweat!
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Stolen from elusiveshoe. You know it.
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@#%! [
Wednesday 01/18/06 @ 2:03 pm
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[ mood | apathetic ]

That damn bobblatt moron stole my new icon set! Well, he used different ones, but he's still a copy-cat. What a tard.

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Thursday 12/08/05 @ 9:33 am
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[ mood | anxious ]


What will God say to you when you die?
Name
Age
Religion
You will say: Yo.
He will say: You thought you were alone... Nope. I saw you masturbating!
How much do you deserve to be in heaven? - 44%
This cool quiz by megalomein - Taken 239238 Times.
New - Help with love and dating!

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Quiz-ward Bound [
Monday 11/28/05 @ 9:39 am
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[ mood | apathetic ]

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!


Yeah, whatever.
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Tuesday 11/22/05 @ 1:48 pm
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[ mood | anxious ]

Sans the Sasquatch.
Happy (early) Turkey Day to all.

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Damnit. [
Thursday 11/17/05 @ 1:32 pm
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[ mood | dorky ]

My mom found out I'm pregnantCollapse )

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Monday 11/14/05 @ 12:37 pm
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[ mood | accomplished ]

Oh the joys you can have online.
Note: His link goes to the Bob/Enzyte poll where I, uh, told him we were deviating from the search for a cure for cancer. All in a day's work, you see ;}

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.. or are you just happy to see me? [
Friday 11/11/05 @ 1:49 pm
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[ mood | amused ]

I've been told I need to update more, but causing trouble (or pretending I do) is much more fun. If you haven't already, take the Enzyte/Bob poll on verlorenerschuh... because I said so. We all need a laugh, right?

In other news, I present you results from an elusiveshoe quiz, because I was reminded of it when a new netstalker took it, too!

Now go take the Bob/Enzyte poll!
Ballerina
You are the Immaciated Ballerina!
So beautiful, its a wonder you're not queen.


boredom leads to many things
brought to you by Quizilla
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Thursday 09/29/05 @ 3:08 pm
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I'm Sam Waterston, of the popular TV series "Law & Order". As a senior citizen, you're probably aware of the threat robots pose. Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel. Well, now there's a company that offers coverage against the unfortunate event of robot attack, with Old Glory Insurance. Old Glory will cover you with no health check-up or age consideration. You need to feel safe. And that's harder and harder to do nowadays, because robots may strike at any time. And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free.. because they're made of metal, and robots are strong. Now, for only $4 a month, you can achieve peace of mind in a world full of grime and robots, with Old Glory Insurance. So, don't cower under your afghan any longer. Make a choice. Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.

No one said I would make sense.
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Kickin Arse and Takin Names [
Wednesday 09/28/05 @ 9:20 pm
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My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
nothingsafe goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Kermit.
avamarie gives you 13 light blue cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
elusiveshoe tricks you! You get a wad of paper.
hailmairy gives you 4 red raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
idleshoe gives you 6 brown vanilla-flavoured gummy worms.
madmolly gives you 3 dark green mint-flavoured gummy bats.
mutagenicgnome tricks you! You lose 17 pieces of candy!
november_hotel tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy!
rightsaided gives you 2 yellow mint-flavoured gummy worms.
nothingsafe ends up with 6 pieces of candy, and a wad of paper.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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Thursday 07/21/05 @ 2:29 pm
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[ mood | rage ]

A friend of mine is caught up in some stupid shit due to a so-called "friend" of hers accusing her of being/enjoying the whole dramma-queen thing for simply stating she didnt appreciate the over-zealous vendetta that her "friend" has ensued upon her 'significant-other' for basicly bullshit reasons like being too loving or not cleaning cages to THE FRIEND'S standards. Things MY friend has worked out/is working out with the guy. What kind of friend tells the other how to live, much less, breaks a friendship off for not following orders? A communistic one, if Ive ever seen one, thats what kind. I feel for shoe. Give her some confidence, tell her what's up. elusiveshoe

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Sunday 03/27/05 @ 11:08 am
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[ mood | touched ]

She's got a smile that it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories. Where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face, she takes me away to that special place; and if I'd stare too long, I'd probably break down and cry.

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MUAHAHAHA. [
Friday 05/07/04 @ 9:51 am
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[ mood | devious ]

The World Is MINE! by Demonac
Name:
You will conquer:Jay Leno's chin (that's some serious real-estate).
Your title will be:Priscus
You will succeed by:Spamming them into submission.
Your Enforcers will be:Ninjas (they flip out and kill people).
Your first act as ruler:Watch all the James Bond movies in one continuous marathon viewing.
(What happened after) Try "The World Was Yours! What Happened?" MEME to find out!
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

And then...
The World Was Yours! What Happened??? by Demonac
Name
Abused your power byObliterating a peaceful planet
Untilthe Religious Right
...Beamed you into a holodeck and tricked you into revealing your secret command codes.
And adding insult to injuryThey took away your medical plan.
But now, after all that, you areplotting your revenge. On a graph.
(How did you conquer?) Try "The World Is MINE!" MEME to find out!
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
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Wednesday 05/05/04 @ 11:17 am
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[ mood | amused ]


I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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Wednesday 05/05/04 @ 11:01 am
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[ mood | blah ]

Retard bitches chasin you down the street.
Lookin for your wallet, and at whats on your feet.
Damn, woman. Step back.

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Tuesday 03/30/04 @ 9:16 am
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[ mood | predatory ]

Heartbreaker, feelin' alright.
Body over...mind.
It's slower, reduction is addictive too.
Personality overview.

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